"Yah... I watch hockey." (Lieing is bad.)

"I wonder if Asians get English characters tattooed on their arms that say "penis" or "crap" and they think it means "love" or something"

" "Truth Comes Out Over M.J.'s Face"-I bet that's not the only thing to come over his face"

"Which side am I on? Jon or Kate? Neither, they're both dicks."

"I was going to post something I said to my sister about if I was to have a retarded child that I hope he would be like the retarded guy with glasses from the movie I am Sam..."

Saddle Sexy - adjective - A polite and respected term by which one may identify a beautiful and respectable woman as being "good to ride".

"Snap, Crackle, Jesus! Kellogg's Christ Krispies"