Thursday, October 8, 2009

"It's like the holocaust, but fun...and with more quirkiness"

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Yeah, Dolphins have been known to rape women.
No I can't eat, I'm anorexic.
"When I need to measure something one inch at a time, I just get erect."

Sunday, October 4, 2009

"Its expensive to be addicted to things. I don't think I could live the lavish lifestyle of an addict."
"Who cares about Niagara Falls? All I hear is people saying, "Oooohh it's natural beauty". Whatever, I could create the exact same thing in my shower and it'd be 10 times as satisfying."
"I don't need a RENT poster. I'm already reminded enough about AIDs."